MUGS
Hippos E-F
Eat, Drink, and Be Merry
For Tomorrow We May Diet
EMERGENCY ALERT
If owner of this mug is found listless or depressed,
1. Administer 8oz chocolate immediately. .
2. Wait for faint smile, then administer .
1/2 mugful of milk. .
3. If patient does not revive within 5 minutes,
repeat steps 1 & 2, ad infinitum. .
EMERGENCY ALERT
If bearer of mug is found shivering, listless, or depressed,
Administer hot chocolate immediately.
FACT: There are three times more Mondays than Fridays
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