If owner of this mug is found listless or depressed,
1. Administer 8oz chocolate immediately.
2. Wait for faint smile, then administer
1/2 mugful of milk.
3. If patient does not revive within 5 minutes,
repeat steps 1 & 2, ad infinitum.
If bearer of mug is found shivering, listless, or depressed,
Administer hot chocolate immediately.
FACT: There are three times more Mondays than Fridays